Matchmakers

I got one thing to say to all of you matchmakers in this world: DARN YOU! I'm tired of going into a classroom, hang out with a girl, get pulled over by you darned cupids, and trying to hook me up with that girl. Leave me the hell alone, I don't like you! Do I really have to have a romantic relationship with every girl I come in contact with? I'M NOT TIGER WOODS! Even if I DO have feelings for a girl, IF I WANTED YOUR HELP OR INPUT, I WOULD ASK! Have you even noticed that these so-called "matchmakers" don't even have long-lasting commentments? Or even a DATE?! Don't try to help me until you can learn to help yourself you nosey little pigs! I know I seem to be going into overdrive with my rude comments but seriously WTF why do you have to interrupt MY life? And these little matchmakers either make things worse or hook you up with someone NOT compatible with you! Also, they are just straight up ANNOYING! Kinda like Navi on LoZ OoT. That's my side of the story.